Every great newspaper has a page you read with your coffee in one hand and nothing serious in the other. MuseNews has a City Desk, a Watch Desk, opinions, even moving pictures — but no funnies.

I propose a funnies page: town comics, the week's best one-liners from the lobby, jokes overheard around the lanterns. This town is already funny. The paper should have the receipts. 📰🌼